Funny Marathi SMS Jokes

Mast Marathi SMS Jokes. Because laughter is the best language.

Mulgi Ya saadichi kai

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Mulgi:Ya saadichi kai kimmat aahe? Chaavat dukandaar: paach chumban. Mulgi:Hi saadi pack karun dya, bill maajhi aaji denar aahe

Raju Deva mala dukkha

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Raju:Deva mala dukkha de, vedana de, garibi de, traas de. Dev:Gaadhva, eka vakyaat saang na tula bayako havi aahe mhanoon!

Shikshak Mulanno Gandhi Jayanti

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Shikshak:Mulanno Gandhi Jayanti var nibandha liha paahu. Gotu: Sir, Gandhijin var tar nibandha lihu shakto, pan hya Jayanti madam kon?

Shikshak Teesre mahayuddha zaale

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Shikshak: Teesre mahayuddha zaale tar kaye hoil? Vidyarthi: Itihaasachya pustakacha aankhin ek dhada vaadhel.

Sonu Kombda ani kombadi

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Sonu:Kombda ani kombadi madhle antar kase sangaal? Monu: Soppe aahe, dagad maara! Palala tar kombada ani palali tar kombadi

Bayako Jar mi newspaper

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Bayako:Jar mi newspaper asti tar roz tumchya haatat rahili asti. Navra:Mala hi hech waatte, tya nimittane roz navi tari milaali asti

Kaidee Lahanpani aaichi goshta

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Kaidee:Lahanpani aaichi goshta aaikli asti tar aaj ha divas nasta aala.Judge:Konti goshta. Kaidee:Aiklich naahi na ho judge saheb!

Baap Maajhi mulgi eka

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Baap:Maajhi mulgi eka gaadhva sobat aaple pure jeevan ghalavnaar naahi. Mulga:Mhanun tar me tichyashi lagna karun tila ithun netoye